MAN!!!
Okay, so my Daddy's cat, Maci, hates me. She just can't stand me, so I am not to fond of her cuz she's mean to me.
Well she was bein all 'oohh I want attention! Come pet my belly with yer foot Brittany' so I said why not, one of the few times she'll let me pet her. So I did.
Well, as cats are ya know rollin around when they're all purry like and lovin like, she was rollin round on the carpet an got her front paw nail stuck in the carpet.
I watched her for a good minute or so before I finally comfirmed she was stuck an wasn't gettin unstuck with out hurtin herself.
Now I may not be to fond of her but I don't want her gettin hurt, so I slowly an carefully moved her round to where she could get out. But she just hissed at me.
I talked sweetly to her an I carefully touched her paw, which she had by herself twisted under her body at a bad angle, and I moved her paw so she could get it unstck.
Welp, as soon as she was unstuck she turned around like I'd just spit on the Lord im'self an hissed an scratched me.
She caught my thumb an with one good swipe, basically cut my thumb clean open. One scratch.
It's not deep but it shure as fuck burns like hell i'll tell ya that.

That's what I get for bein worried that she was gonna hurt herself.
PAH!! Fuck the world man.